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The Unbelievable Reporter presents
The UNDEFEATED  LT  Swim Dream Teams
 
Special April 1 Edition

School Director  Joe Strauch  was a guest 'dunkee'  at the LTHS Field Hockey Dunk Tank at the Dalton Fireman's Carnival.  Wearing the official LTHS Swim Team t-shirt, he worked with the wonderful student-athletes to raise funds for the cause.
           
 

Warning: do not enter the water without a sense of humor.  There never has been any real Swim Team.  That is why they are identified as "UNDEFEATED"  and "Dream."  Apologies to anyone who does not get it.

February 11, 2012   Mr. Rakauskas agreed that the school district information on Mr. Strauch's site are items made available to any member of the public. "The problem", he said, "is that there is questionable content . . . a page dedicated to the school's nonexistent swim team, included on Mr. Strauch's site.  If they're meant as jokes, we're not laughing."

 

Legacy rumors have been found revealing the secret facilities and competitions of the LT Swim Team. Rumors of these teams have existed for years, but were only confirmed at a recent clandestine meeting with involved parents. No one will go on record to discuss this for fear of endangering the program.

 

NOTE: The District's Naming Rights policy #707.1, mentions the Swimming Pool.  Is any more proof needed?


But, as you can see, the Freestyle Relay and other teams are doing incredible work.


Yearly trips to exotic locales have been fully self-funded by auctions of winning trophies.  That is the reason none are on public display with the other sports memorabilia.

Inspired by the performance of other teams, a new Synchronized Swim team is in development We wish them all the luck of their fellow swimmers!

Below are links to some de-classified YouTube videos of LT teams' performances.  They are for your personal enjoyment, but please do not reveal the secret team information to anyone!

In case the intended humor of this page is to dry, please enjoy this information in the spirit of jest intended.  The only Swim Team here is in one's dreams.
 


Secret Sub-Gymnasium School Pool





Synchronized Team Try-outs



2 versions of Team Shirts!

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LT Wins 2016 State Championship!

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LT Wins 400 Freestyle Relay

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LTHS Girls Diving 1 Meter Springboard

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Coach Matteo demonstrates early training
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Lackawanna Trail Super Domain High School Synchronized Swim Team Information Website index Factoryville, Nicholson, Dalton, not Official LTSD.ORG LTSD LTHS LTEC

Lackawanna Trail Super Domain High School Synchronized Swim Team Information Website index Factoryville, Nicholson, Dalton, not Official LTSD.ORG LTSD LTHS LTEC